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Thursday, August 24, 2006
SIIIIGH.
Did anyone see how hot Daniel V looked in his Saturn promo spot. Note to self: stake out Chelsea Piers, devote life to living in park stalking Daniel V.
I really miss everyone. I miss Nick's beautiful face and semi-obsession with his "heiress vacationing in Capri" story. I miss Daniel's quiet innocence and huggable charm. I miss Santino's ability to make me laugh so hard that I probably shortened my life by a year or two. I miss Alison. I just miss her.
And take notes, Jeffrey Sibilia...Santino had it rough too, he painted himself into the rebel corner, he hurt a lot of feelings, but he produced breathtaking clothing and even won a few challenges and thus won over our hearts. Prove me wrong Jeff. I want to like you, I do. But you're not making a very strong argument for yourself.
two project runway posts in one day. god i need a life.
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The Prada of reality television is starting to look more like the Zac Posen of reality television: young, messy, unpredictable yet upsetting, and at the same time addicting. To call it Prada would be calling it refined, infallible. Prada has been around for years and never misses a beat. Like the click of a Christian Louboutin heel down a lacquered runway, setting the pulse of the show, so does Prada keep the time for every season. Their style is classic, their lines clean. And for love of all things holy they are definition of style. They even created an art exhibit out of Prada's most historically important and visually stunning skirts .
To call Project Runway the Prada of reality television would be giving it the credit equivalent of giving "Flava of Love" an Emmy. On that note I would like to say that Tygerh, your stripper ass will be missed.
After Alison Kelly's Auf'ing and now Robert Best's dismissal I can't find the words to describe my sadness at seeing my favorite show trip on its Karl Lagerfeld gown and smash face first onto the runway. Le sigh.
AND YET ANGELA AND VINCENT ARE STILL ON THE FUCKING SHOW? And Vincent WON??? Oh HELL TO THE NO! Even Tim Gunn is pissed. Here is an excerpt from his pointed and eloquent blog:
"Vincent wins (note absence of exclamation point)."
Can we say Jubilee Jumbles...I can...VINCENT. GRRR.
And everyone wants to talk about how Jeffrey treated Angela's mom. Ok. I will say that Jeff needs to grow up and treat a woman with more respect. But in his defense, ANGELA'S MOM was a whiney fucking baby! *Blubbers* Jeffrey I don't like that *Cries* OOohhhww you're not listening to me.
WAAA WAAA DARLENE!!! Purple and dark green in large amount is as about as good of an idea as sticking a needle full of junk into your skin and shooting it up your bloodstream. See Jeff, everyone makes mistakes. You went to rehab, this woman birthed Angela. This show is not the outlet for either one of those issues.
Am I being too harsh? Does anyone read this? No and no. Done and done.
Please not that my frustrations are brought about not by the characters on the show, but by the show itself. I have nothing against these people personally, but I am fed up at the show for their crafty editing and for making me continue to watch these characters instead of people like Alison (read here: angel).
LE OH MY GOD I CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH MORE. Project Runway is turning me into a mean and bitchy person. I am irritable every Thursday b/c of how shitty the show makes me feel.
DAMMIT. Im done. I need to go recover. And I wish I had saved Ellis' AIM reaction to watching the TIVO of the show because they were truly priceless.
Auf Wienershnitzel
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
I Buy My Socks On 14th Street Cazwell
"i know im nice, santa don't have to check his list twice"
I'm THIS close to interviewing this sexy bitch in October...mmmmm...AND WHAT AND WHAT AND WHAT AND WHAT
"i know im nice, santa don't have to check his list twice"
I'm THIS close to interviewing this sexy bitch in October...mmmmm...AND WHAT AND WHAT AND WHAT AND WHAT
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Project Runway The Musical
Ok, I had to put this up to make me feel better about last night. Project Runway season two: the golden years
Ok, I had to put this up to make me feel better about last night. Project Runway season two: the golden years
Project FUGWAY
I would just like to say that because I am so disheartened by Allison's elimination from last nights episode of Project Runway that I have only this to say.
Tim Gunn, use your powers for evil. YOU told Vincent McCrazyface to add more to his dress. Had you not done this, Tim, Vinceypoo would have sent his crazy model ass down that runway half-done. BUT NOOO YOU HAD TO STICKING YOUR NOSE IN HIS CRAPPY BIZNIZ AND BECAUSE OF THIS HE STAYED AND ALLISON (AKA CHILD OF THE SUN) is gone! TIM! You have so much power over these designers...sway the bad ones toward the darkside. If you see Vincent being crazy and making hats, let him, don't say anything, HE'LL GET KICKED OFF! If you see angela making more fluerettes or fluecheres or whateverthefuck those things are called...LET HER! Then we won't have the tragedy of seeing Allison "where'd I park my unicorn" Kelly get Auf'd.
I LOVE YOU TIM, BUT USE YOUR POWERS FOR EVIL. I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN YOU.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
hi im alex b and im here with ben k and ashley w and i am drunkand live blogging the MISS TEEN USA AWARDS!!!! OMG OMG OMG...live from palm springs california a BLONDE GIRL has just won the miss teen usa pageant! her hobbies include laughing and she is seventeen years old and there is nothing in life better than being drunk and watching teen beauty pageants
bye! CONGRATS MISS MONTANA! WAY TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION ON INTEGRITY!
bye! CONGRATS MISS MONTANA! WAY TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION ON INTEGRITY!
Friday, August 11, 2006
Knights of cydonia
ok so im just learning how to add video to my blog (woot) so I'm starting off by putting up videos of songs that everyone should be as obsessesed with as I am...the following are Muse "knights of cydonia," Mellowdrone "oh my," Ted Leo's impromptu performance outside the ottobar on Aug. 2, Peaches "Downtown," and Cazwell's "Is it all over my face?"
ENJOY!
ok so im just learning how to add video to my blog (woot) so I'm starting off by putting up videos of songs that everyone should be as obsessesed with as I am...the following are Muse "knights of cydonia," Mellowdrone "oh my," Ted Leo's impromptu performance outside the ottobar on Aug. 2, Peaches "Downtown," and Cazwell's "Is it all over my face?"
ENJOY!
Ted Leo acoustic cover outside the Ottobar
omg this was the best! the power went out at the ottobar and ted leo played an acoustic cover of "mace and grenades" on howard street..OUTSIDE!
omg this was the best! the power went out at the ottobar and ted leo played an acoustic cover of "mace and grenades" on howard street..OUTSIDE!