Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Live Blogging ProRun Season Five: All the things I would say during the show if I weren't watching it alone

Ok, first commercial break and i'm LOVING the little preppy boy straight off the Vineyard. Oh and Tanny-fabulous, you'd be in my top 8 if we were Myspace friends.

OMG FIRST COMMERCIAL BREAK IS OVER.

Suede used the word wackadoodle which is the exact word I would use to describe him.

also, i know who the new villain is. It's the girl that didn't brush her teeth.

When I saw Daniel Feld I automatically thought they'd brought Daniel Franco back for another season.

Jerell Scott = adorable.

Update: the toothy villain is named Leanne. I think. Why do all these bitches look the same to me?

CUP DRESS IS THE SEX.

hahah coffee filter boobs.

Stella, I'm sorry, but you lost me at the trash bags.

"I see a whole lotta table cloth" -- Tim Gunn

Commercial break 2 -- Allstate has the most convincing commercials of all the insurance companies. I will see Swing Vote just for Kevin Costner. commercial break over.

I LOVE that Jerry Tam thought he could just do a raincoat. Did you not see the Season 1 dude during the t-shirt challenge who made a tube dress? Underachievers have no place on PRORUN.

Blayne's look of disbelief at rocker-chic's trashbag fiasco is priceless. Myspace, dude, myspace.

I can't wait to see what M.KORS has to say about the macaroni dress.

"This is the first runway show and it makes you want to vomit all over the place" -- rocker chic. At this point, I'd take mass vomiting. Anything to spice up this bland premier. I mean, reusing challenges...really? I mean especially one as cliched as the grocery store challenge. I mean, ProRun Canada and ProRun Britain has used the challenge where the designers pick clothes from other people's wardrobes. It's always a classic!

Heidi needs to rethink the length of that skirt.

Prep boy hasn't gotten much air time. I suspect this is because he's not getting cut. As of now I think trash baggy is getting cut. or Jerry. I'm over him.

WHOA. PRODUCE. Yum.

Omg I just saw nipple in the crocheted top.

Ok, now i'm thinking Suede might be going.

Oh god, the hairy italian one. ew. That dress is hideous.

Is Blayne's model wearing a diaper?

Macaroni dress moved on! and so did Suede?! double ewe tee eff!

LOL! A HANDYWIPE GONE WRONG ON A NIGHT ON THE TOWN! hahahahaha. Oh Jerry, I hope you're done here.

Girlicious? That sounds like a Fergie song.

Jerry's out. No big woop.
BOOOOORING.