Blah Blah Blahg: June 2009

"September is the January in faaaashion"

Emma Watson Crush!!!!

I still have one! She says she's not going to act again unless she gets the role of a lifetime. A Forrest Gump role, if you will. A Jareth the Goblin King role. A Chief Brody role. I hope that some writer out there is crafting the perfect role for Ms. Watson as I type.
Via Jezebel

This was me after eating the last berger cookie in the pack that liz brought me

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh happy belly!

Via Cute Overload

im too tired to write a title

but this made me laugh.
Via Neatorama

celebration pancakes!!!!!!!

Via Gluttony is a Bliss

Awkward internet moment...

It's worth watching all the way through.
Via the Daily What

Was keeping news of David Rohde's kidnapping off of Wikipedia ethical?

In my humble opinion: absolutely. I'm so glad Mr. Rohde and his translator are home safe despite what some may think of how that was achieved.

Going Away Party

Too much, the Magic Bus

This Flickr Album has some really cool pictures of young travelers trekking across some of today's most dangerous and forbidden places (Iraq, Iran, Tibet, Afghanistan). Can you be nostalgic for something you never experienced? No?

Lolita

I haven't seen it. I never finished the book. I just like Jeremy Irons. Suck it.
via Suicide Blonde

Mike Skinner's "Crop" Circle vandalism/advertising?

I feel like this would have been Banksy's next move if The Streets hadn't beaten him to it.

via Doin' Work

I'm back, kids.

via Tofutti Break

please keep this in mind.

at some point I'll get a day off, maybe?

I know it's been awhile

BUT HOW PERFECT DO THESE LOOK? Trailer Fabulous, anyone? If I had to live in a re-imagined trailer home in Washington state this would be it. I've already come to terms with the effects of this recession.

Hammertime?

via SDC

a cupcake truck?

SDC also found this. A mobile cupcake "shoppe" in New York. Jealous.

This is the magic that a bottomless budget can make

SDC sent me an e-mail while I was snoozing about the new Harry Potter being awesome. "Duh," I thought, "it's Harry Potter." But I was confused b/c we had both watched the official trailer that was released last November together. "Why is she just figuring this out now? Is there a new trailer out?" So I youtubed and discovered that three other trailers had been released and that a fourth one is now playing. Holy Hogwarts, you guys, I nearly pooped and peed myself. Full bowel failure as Brandon would say. It looks pretty scary though. Enjoy.

This is my life.

via Fuck What You Like

Baltimore Rats are the Crazy

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I don't believe in light beer

but I do believe in Shiner.
via Yimmys Yayo

Whoa! Dan Humphrey is hot!

all Via Upper East Side

for a rich dude steve jobs has a pretty good abandoned house

The pix are here. Apparently he's left the house to decay b/c he wants to tear it down and build a smaller one (commendable) but nobody wants him to b/c it was built in 1925 and is one of the last examples of its kind. I'm torn here. I don't know whose side to take on this. Part of me wants to think that if Steve tears this house down, the people from the old house are going to haunt the new one Poltergeist style and torment his family into moving out. In that case, the whole thing would be a waste anyway so I would just plan ahead for poltergeists and not make the changes. Or at least consult the dead on this issue first. I don't know if Steve has done that yet.

Remember when she dropped the golden popcorn?

via Suicide Blonde

I want this so much because it reminds my of my baby

via Upper East Side
My one true love, Giraffe Shitshow, the little fish that I bought at Hampdenfest for $7 and who would get bubbles in his belly after eating and would float upside down. I MISS HIM SO BADLY.
This is the real Giraffe. He is also in the first post I ever posted on this blog. This would have been our four year anniversary. *Sob*

Looking to buy a house?

How about a foreclosed one? Thanks Apartment Therapy

The Haimster

Can't close that mouth for more than a few seconds. IT'S ALWAYS OPEN? Why?!?!?!
via Upper East Side

Is this the closest we are going to get to a portable Microwave?

via Cakehead loves Evil

So true

Lunchbreath via The Daily What

This was captioned "I love Sparklers"

I love them too.

via Fuck Yeah Happy Bouncy Things

This puts My Super Sweet Sixteen to shame

Someone turned some 14th century temples (I can't tell exactly where they are from) into a nightclub for a birthday party. Indulgent? Yes. Incredible? Hell yes.

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Fruit Stripe Gum

The flavor lasted 29 seconds but it was so worth it for the little tattoos.
via fuck yeah happy bouncy things

I want this life

via Upper East Side

Incredible Abandoned Prince's House

Via the best site ever, English Russia. Wins all the internets.

It's official

I want to be friends with Leighton Meester.
via Hot Gossip

YESSS!!

This exists OUTSIDE of my dreams?
via Cake Wrecks of course

Rawr

via Hot Gossip

some pretty tight swimming spots

10 coolest swimming spots
via Neatorama

I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic

Is it possibly to love something too hard? A&E promotes it's new show "Hammertime." Yessssssssss, a thousand times, YES!

via the daily what

What is this place?

I've been finding some pretty crazy stuff in my quest for all things abandoned. Kolmanskop is a pretty awesome ghost town in the desert of Namibia. Abandoned since the fifties it sort of looks like some sinister things went down here. More crazy pictures at Trifter.

I want to name him Pudge and he can be my handbag!

My living, wobbly-eared handbag.

via Upper East Side

Hair cut

Getting my hair cut for the first time in like 10 months and am having separation anxiety. :(

Thank you, Discovery

Of course this comes the day Lauren leaves for Africa

Winston from FOUR FOUR interviews Allison Harvard from ANTM. Win!

Adult Swim: Books on Bump "Perfect Hair Forever!"

via New Moon Movie

LOHO leaves for TOGO

via Togo For Dummies

Tin Tin Museum!

One more reason to go to Brussels

via cakehead

hang 20

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crabstache

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I "sushed" a kid yesterday.

I SUSHED a kid who was not in any way related to me. I felt kind of bad about it b/c the parents were really embarrassed when they realized their child was driving everyone crazy. I only felt that way for about half a second once I realized how nice it was to not listen to a child's high-pitched, incessant, spider monkey screeches.

my dad texted me at 11:23 pm

"Did u see the Kate & Jon plus 8 at the cake company in Balt? Too Funny!"

The New York Times just looooves the RHNJ style

I squealed a little when I read this. “the Sopranos-style mansions which are as over-decorated as the women themselves. It’s all about bigness, from the stairways to the granite counters to the nerve it takes to pass all this off as real style."

Napping is good for you!

I'm really glad to read this because I'm always worried that my inability to keep my eyes open between 2 and 4 pm was a bad thing. It's not. Science says so.

This is the Wikimedia Commons Photo of the Year

PONIES!

via The Daily What

and speaking of Beijing...

I completely forgot that I even had dreams last night until I saw this Michael Phelpsy bed:

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And then I remembered that I'd had a really crazy dream about the swimming pool in the Beijing Grand Hyatt which looks like this:

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Point of all this: I like remembering what I dreamt about in the middle of the day after something random triggers it. High five.

The stories behind the photos

Four different photographers took four different shots of the exact same incident and tell their story to the Times. Great read.

Via The New York Times

Well, that's interesting

Via Hot Gossip

it's like me and Bodini and Beefmaster on the Lake

via FFFFound

Lost in Translation

My sister's coach from Holland approached her the other day to ask her if she could compete in an exhibition match. It went like this:

Coach: Are you an exhibitionist?

My sister: What? NO!

Coach: Why not?

My sister: I like to keep my clothes on.

Coach: What the hell are you talking about?

My sister: What are you talking about?

Coach: Did you sign up in January to play exhibition matches? Are you an exhibitionist?

My sister: Oh... (continues to explain what 'exhibitionist' means)

Coach: My God, the English language is ridiculous.

I love inclement weather

This is to honor Ben Stiller's directorial debut

And Lauren's eminent departure from this country.

via Feckless

Some days I just hate the stuff I post on here

This is the third and probably not last picture of Rpattz and KStew that I'm going to put up.

Via Fuck Yeah Twilight

What, bitch. What?

via Audrey Hepburn Complex

Shoes at MICA

People at MICA make shoes and win things.

I can't stop watching the part where Jackson runs across the room

Blah Blah Blahg

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

"September is the January in faaaashion"

Monday, June 29, 2009

Emma Watson Crush!!!!

This was me after eating the last berger cookie in the pack that liz brought me

im too tired to write a title

celebration pancakes!!!!!!!

Awkward internet moment...

Was keeping news of David Rohde's kidnapping off of Wikipedia ethical?

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Going Away Party

Too much, the Magic Bus

Lolita

Mike Skinner's "Crop" Circle vandalism/advertising?

I'm back, kids.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

please keep this in mind.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I know it's been awhile

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Hammertime?

a cupcake truck?

This is the magic that a bottomless budget can make

Monday, June 08, 2009

This is my life.

Baltimore Rats are the Crazy

I don't believe in light beer

Whoa! Dan Humphrey is hot!

for a rich dude steve jobs has a pretty good abandoned house

Remember when she dropped the golden popcorn?

I want this so much because it reminds my of my baby

Looking to buy a house?

The Haimster

Is this the closest we are going to get to a portable Microwave?

So true

This was captioned "I love Sparklers"

This puts My Super Sweet Sixteen to shame

Saturday, June 06, 2009

Fruit Stripe Gum

I want this life

Incredible Abandoned Prince's House

It's official

YESSS!!

Rawr

some pretty tight swimming spots

I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic

What is this place?

I want to name him Pudge and he can be my handbag!

Friday, June 05, 2009

Hair cut

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Thank you, Discovery

Of course this comes the day Lauren leaves for Africa

Adult Swim: Books on Bump "Perfect Hair Forever!"

LOHO leaves for TOGO

Tin Tin Museum!

hang 20

crabstache

I "sushed" a kid yesterday.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

my dad texted me at 11:23 pm

The New York Times just looooves the RHNJ style

Napping is good for you!

This is the Wikimedia Commons Photo of the Year

and speaking of Beijing...

The stories behind the photos

Well, that's interesting

it's like me and Bodini and Beefmaster on the Lake

Lost in Translation

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

I love inclement weather

This is to honor Ben Stiller's directorial debut

Some days I just hate the stuff I post on here

What, bitch. What?

Shoes at MICA

I can't stop watching the part where Jackson runs across the room

It's glammer!

Chameleons know how to party

You brought a snack!