Blah Blah Blahg: May 2009

ze French Open

I like the French b/c i really like the way "Roland Garros" just rolls off the tongue.

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Hey, Obama!

I make the exact same face as you when I order food at Five Guys!!!!! Besties? This face says "Hrmmm...maybe I'm going to try something different today...maybe the bacon...ehhh but I didn't go jogging last night so....ehhh, ok, let's not get crazy and just go with the regular cheeseburger."

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"Here's the party line, are you ready to cross it?"

Apparently our girl Peaches has a thing for RPattz. I'm ok with this b/c of how I just want her to be happy and with someone who is going to treat her right. Story here.

I want to wear this in a parade.

And by parade I mean every day.

via I dont think you're ready for this jelly

I saw the video of this on Jezebel and didn't know if it was recent or older until I saw this on V for Velociraptor. This photo is so "exquirsite." That tutu took over 100 hours to make.

the Domino's pasta bowl

Even less appetizing in person.

via This is why you're fat

via the daily what

In anticipation of the Twihard Mtv Movie Awards

Jizz in my pants-- the edward cullen version

LOL

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straight out of my nightmares

via This Recording

whoa!

The girl from Mythbusters is pregnant? CONGRATS KARI!!!! I smell a pregnancy-themed Mythbusters coming up!

via Doin' Work

Le Bal Crillon des Débutantes

I used to dream about this. Ok, still do. :)

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You brought a snack!

I tried watching this again recently

Some things should be left as fond childhood memories.
via Suicide Blonde

this is me at work!

LOL.

via Alaskan Eyes

oh my god.

DELICIOUS

This is why you're fat

That's our president

Lisa Jack took these photos of Obama at Occidental like 30 years ago before he transferred out of there. He has to be one of our coolest presidents, right?

more photos and story here

i don't remember what this is

but i know that i had one.
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8 awesome pools

via Neatorama

hold on tight, spidermonkey!

via Fuck Yeah Twilight

Kate is Great!

Gavin from Street Boners and TV Carnage talks Kate Gosselin.

This looks cute

Like Love Actually cute.

omg. the kate gosselin hair meme.

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almost forgot about this one

What the crap!

This can't be real. It has to be something manufactured by the Japanese.

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Such a crush

Andrea Casiraghi was in VF's "A Bite off the Upper Crust" which covered the world's young and disgustingly rich (and talented) youngsters. I've had a crush on this guy since I was 13 and to see him on the list (but not his sister Charlotte sadly) was like the best thing that happened to me last week, even after rediscovering Sclub.

You brought a snack!

Shark pants!??!?!

I want to has them.

via the sartorialist

Where can I get one of these fine pieces of art?

World Taxidermy Championships (p.s. the fin you can see in the background on the left is a great white shark chasing some seals)

Peaches Watch

At Cannes

via Fuck Yeah Twilight

isn't she lovely?

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bearlol!

via So Sexy Out of Context

Beef Jerky Undies?

Yum?

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wouldn't they, though?

via Feckless

I want big diamonds.

via Audrey Hepburn Complex

Now that's a breakfast

via Gluttony is a Bliss

New Gabe and Max Guide to Man Style!

via Max Silvestri Tumbles this Inside You

Hoochie mamas show your nanas

This might have been my favorite? or the one about drugs?

I still know the dance to this one

This was the my favorite. DRUGS! (here's the link to the video)

and I'm ending it with this one, oh yeahhhhh.

mmmmmm

via Gluttony is a bliss

is that hannah from SClub?

She was one of my favorites!
via A world ofwant

freaky

I had a dream last night that I had my nails done JUST LIKE THIS! except minus the roses.

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Everything Tracy Jordan has said in Season 3

http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/05/18/everything-tracy-jordan-said/

Why are rich people are bad at sports?

Because they don't need to be good. Vanity Fair contributor Jamie Johnson (of Johnson and Johnson) offers his own rich-kid perspective. And it's hilarious. As are the comments.

Mistake

DO NOT GO TO THE NET A PORTER SALE SITE. IT'S EVIL. SO AFFORDABLE.....GAH!

oh my jesus

Unicorn Fan Dance alerts me to the Net a Porter sale. I avoid NaP like the effin' plague b/c there are so many pretty things I want there like the shoes the UFD also shared. I don't think I'll be able to stop myself from just looking at the sale stuff.

GIMME GIMME GIMME

Yum!

So I've never put sprinkles on toast but one time when I was really broke and the only thing I had to eat in my apartment were Quaker Oats and sprinkles, I definitely put them in my oatmeal.

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