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Jeff Goldblum IS MY DAD

Everywhere he goes my dad embarrasses me and my family by showing off his small repertoire of parlor magic tricks. He makes wine disappear and reappear, he turns a $1 bill into a $100 bill, and what starts as a quiet event at our table turns into a restaurant wide showcase that includes bus boys and line chefs. So, aside from sort of looking like Jeff Goldblum, if my dad were ever to go on the Tonight Show he would absolutely, without a doubt, much to the dismay of all of his relatives, do magic tricks.



thank you, Videogum

posted by Bagel @ 12:01 PM