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The #1 reason why yesterday was so confusing

Because I saw this on TV.



I've spent a lot of time studying Ryan Seacrest. I watch E! sometimes, he's on that channel I think. My sister is a fan of his radio show so I hear him there to0. All of this research has led me to two conclusions about Ryan Seacrest: 1). He works a lot. 2). He is nearly un-shakeable.

So when I saw Ryan try to deftly hide the fact that he was totally SHAKEN by the blind (and angel-voiced) contestant on American Idol last night I was confused. How could Ryan, the professional that he is, forget how hard it must be for a visually impaired person to see a HIGH FIVE? I'm sorry, Ryan Seacrest, but in my mind your spotless record as the hardest working person in Hollywood will be forever marred by this.

Also, thanks to Videogum again.

posted by Bagel @ 3:51 PM