Two of my favorite McSweeney's lists of all time

The Extended Family of Thespian Rip Torn.

BY PATRICK CASSELS

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Break Broken
Fold Folded
Cut Bled
Cheat Won
Trip Fallen
Wash Cleaned
Swing Hit
Drink Puked
Engage Married
Marry Divorced

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What People
Said Tornadoes
Sounded Like Before
the Invention of
the Freight Train
(in Reverse
Chronological
Order).

BY L.T. CHONG

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Steam locomotives

Horse-drawn carriages

Roman chariots

Horses

Really heavy men jogging

Brontosauruses

Tornadoes

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posted by Bagel @ 3:05 PM