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"What is this? A Keenan and Kel movie?"

Gabe from Videogum finally saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull for his "hunt for the worst movie of all time," and it was awesome. Here's my favorite part:

"They find a secret that is highly magnetic and then there is a chase and then Indiana Jones gets into a refrigerator because of that is how you are safe from nuclear bombs duh. Then Shia LaBoeuf takes a break from being an extra in a Stray Cats video from 1985 to tell Indiana Jones that his surrogate father-figure has sent him a letter about finding a long lost ancient skull and they go to Peru and fight some capoeira trolls in a graveyard and find the skull and it is made out of crystal. Indiana Jones says that no man-made tools could craft a skull like this out of crystal, because he's not just a professor of archaeology and an adventurer, he's also a Genius About Crystal Carving. Also, it is magnetic just like the secret at Area 51 so now Indiana Jones says "huh?" to himself like he is putting the pieces together."

the rest is here.

posted by Bagel @ 6:42 AM