Salman...nooooooooo!
Ok, Salman, I thought we had something. When you caught my eye at the D.C. book festival last September I saw sparks. I'm ready to be YOUR enchantress of Florence. Please, Salman, this girl looks like a hot trannie mess! You are breaking my heart. If you think this makes Padma jealous it doesn't. You have to go for someone younger and who looks less like Condoleeza Rice. I'm here, Salman, waiting.
(yes this was originally from Perez (sigh), but the full story is from the Mail)
posted by Bagel @ 7:34 AM
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